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The Eighth: One More Shot

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Friday

Beet & T-Mass kick-off Beer Friz
Beet & T-Mass kick-off Beer Friz
FIRST EVER game of Indoor Beer Friz
FIRST EVER game of Indoor Beer Friz
Locked out just like the old days
Locked out just like the old days
Guy.
Guy.
Quadruple fisting? Guy.
Quadruple fisting? Guy.
Keg supply in our room
Keg supply in our room (just in case)
Random fan of this site
Random fan of this site — he chugged this beer to get his photo put up
Pirate's favorite beer
Pirate's favorite beer? PB Arrrrr!
Saluting the 2nd Year Reunion
Saluting the 2nd Year Reunion
The 5th
The 5th
Sorry Bert, no more beds
Sorry Bert, no more beds
Guy.
Guy.
Bert passed out
Now this is so grim Bert actually passed out here.

Saturday

Blacklie fallen in unknown dorm
Blacklie fallen in unknown dorm
Non-partiers up-and-at-em
Non-partiers up-and-at-em outside our window. Go back to sleep!
Oldest living alum
Oldest living alum (Class of '25) carrying the silver cane
13 minutes to shotgun
"You have 13 minutes to shotgun"
Beatest sign ever
Beatest sign ever
Feather & Beet at the P-rade
Feather & Beet at the P-rade
Feather drinking water
Feather drinking water??
Stone finds a really sharp key
Stone finds a really sharp key
Shotgun
Pranking Bert
Annual shotgun photo
Annual shotgun photo
T-Mass grab the class sign
Iwo-Jima memorial
Iwo-Jima memorial
Caught on film: Lisa
Caught on film: Lisa
Stone refuses to drop the sign
Stone refuses to drop the sign
Bremmer & Willis shotgun
Bremmer & Willis shotgun
Our Mean Income is 110K
"Our Mean Income is 110K"
Show me the money
"Show me the money!"
Chug one to get zero
"Look, I didn't make the rules. It's chug one to get zero."
The Eighth
The Eighth
Eighth Year Reunion partiers
Eighth Year Reunion partiers
Amy & Terry hamming it up
Amy & Terry hamming it up
Chopper's lightning fast chug
Beet & Lisa head to the dance floor
Beet & Lisa head to the dance floor
Liza Arrrrd
Pirate's favorite girl on far right: Liza Arrrrd!!!
Aghast
Aghast
Stop!
"Stop!"
Best Robopound team ever
Best Robopound team ever! (we lost to some TI girls 5 min later)
Jack's projectile vomit
Moments after Jack's projectile vomit (notice wet stain on stone)
Guy what are you doing
Guy what are you doing?
Best performance of the year: Amy
Best performance of the year: Amy on stage
Noob at the scene of the dumpster incident
Noob at the scene of the "dumpster incident"

The Dumpster Incident, 1AM 5th Reunion

Noob loses his cellphone the second he arrives, has NO WAY to contact any of his friends, does not see a SINGLE person from his class, not even people he isn't friends with. He wanders around for 2 HOURS, and sees ZERO familiar people. He is about to leave, and cowboy face the drive back to NYC at 1AM. He decides to walk through the 5th reunion area one last time, where thousands of people are standing in place politely drinking their free beer and conversing. Out of the corner of his eye he sees someone fall into a dumpster. 30 half finished beers are scattered onto the pavement and random people. Noob thinks to himself without looking over yet, "Stone."

Noob: STONE!!! I was about to leave!! I lost my cellphone, sorry I didn't call! I have been looking for my cellphone all over the state of New Jersey! Sorry I'm late. I couldn't call, I lost my cell phone. Hey everyone, this guy founded Newman's Day!!!

Stone: Really Noob, well why didn't you just call?

Noob: I lost my cellphone.

Stone: HA!!!!!!!!!!! (falls down).

Stone (on ground): I've chugged 60 beers in two days. I'm not allowed to do that. Do you know who's the fastest drinker at Princeton?

Noob: Dog.

Stone (while urinating DIRECTLY on this guy Jamie's leg): Chopper. He's so fast. Noob by the way you're famous. I'll tell you later.

Noob: That's absurd. Dog is instantaneous.

Stone: You're right, what was I thinking. Dog.

Stone & Noob rejoice at the 5th
Stone & Noob rejoice at the 5th
Drunken photo of the 5th
Drunken photo of the 5th

Photo of the Year!

Krist crowdsurfing the 5th
Krist crowdsurfing the 5th

Helmet of the Year

[4:57:35 PM] George Corny '98 says: so my buddy and i go back to this room that a bunch of our friends lived in our senior year…

[4:57:43 PM] George Corny says: except we don't know the guys who live there now because we're too old.

[4:58:03 PM] George Corny says: so my buddy goes to sleep in one of the guys beds… and that guy was pretty pissed when he got home and just started freaking out.

[4:58:17 PM] George Corny says: so my buddy decides to clock the guy and all hell breaks loose.

[4:58:46 PM] George Corny says: eventually, cooler heads prevailed, but then we had to leave because it was awkward so i slept on a bench in prospect gardens.

[5:06:08 PM] amy says: can't believe you guys thought it'd be a good idea to go back to your senior yr room

[5:06:21 PM] amy says: that's like thinking it's a good idea to go try and sleep with your senior yr girlfriend for old times' sake!!!

[5:07:50 PM] George Corny says: the funniest part… is that all of this is happening at like 10:15 in the morning.

[5:09:20 PM] George Corny says: we slept there last year for christ's sake! seniors should have more respect for alumni.