The Seventh: Year of the Cicada

Chug the Jug

"This Jug has taken its toll on me"
— Maroon 7th

Cicada
Julia at the 5th
Julia at the 5th
Totally unacceptable crack display
See close-up of totally unacceptable crack display!
Saucy on Beer Friz Alley
Saucy on Beer Friz Alley
Beet & Bert playing Beer Friz
Beet & Bert playing Beer Friz
Saucy Beer Friz miss
Stone casual Beer Friz chug
Princeton footwear
Princeton footwear
So 7th year
So 7th year
Wease's arrival slow chug
Beer...
Beer…
...Chug your Greer!
…Chug your Greer!
Hittin' The Haven
Hittin' The Haven
7th Year Reunion Squad
7th Year Reunion Squad
Chugging the Jug
Chugging the Jug, a 7th Year Reunion tradition (click for bigger)
Sea of partiers at the 5th
Sea of partiers at the 5th
Random
Random

Saturday

Mr. & Mrs. Beet feed the crew
Once again, Mr. & Mrs. Beet feed the crew
Token P-Rade shot
Token P-Rade shot
yes
yes
Pancake arrives
Pancake arrives
Bert, Saucy, T-Mass
Bert, Saucy, T-Mass
Guys vs Girls Robopound
Guys vs Girls Robopound (girls won)
Grimmer & Pancake
Grimmer & Pancake
Saucy, T-Mass, Lisa
Saucy, T-Mass, Lisa
Partiers celebrate finding Fran
Partiers celebrate finding Fran
Pancake with pre-wife
Pancake pauses between chugs with pre-wife
Chopper conjuring up a storm
Chopper conjuring up a storm
Closing time
"Closing time, I know who I want to take me home"
Signing off from the 5th
Signing off from the 5th… until next year

Top 10 Greatest Moments from "Lucky 7"

(courtesy Bremmer)

  1. The Hospitality of Mrs. Beet and the one and only Peter W. Beet
  2. "Hi, nice to meet you, my name's Bert" (call Bert for details)
  3. Saucy and then Grimmer taking turns pedaling around on a random pink mini-bicycle around 11:30pm on Saturday night at the 5th, forcing partiers to dive out of the way onto the lawn or the dance floor before the proctors confiscated the bike
  4. An overly exuberant Pancake attempting to pick me up and throw me and Grimmer off the Robo table to crowd surf the Ivy dance floor
  5. Team '97 winning countless games of robo post-P-rade and shouting the all too familiar "ole ole ole" at some 30-something alum (who despite being able to drink quite a lot claimed he brought Robo to Princeton, then complained Team '97 were inconsiderate winners)
  6. Father Chugs Best and the Ghost of Keith Elias's Ivy Library Dump
  7. Stone throwing a Frisbee full blast point-blank into a window in Little and then feebly begging the residents to get it back
  8. The Return of the Ponch and other suspect characters
  9. Chugging the Jug. What were we thinking?
  10. Mrs. Beet's procurement of 4 "anti" Newman's Day t-shirts

And the Grand Finale:

Grimmer Kimmer losing everyone at the 5th on Saturday night and walking 8 miles back to the Beet's house solo in the pitch darkness

Photo of the Year

Photo of the Year!

In his own words:

"i am so bloated from a day of drinking. after seeing that picture, my fiancee samantha said that my lips looked as though i 'just got done sucking a big c-ck.' i said, 'that's funny, because i was.' seriously though, that was taken after i had lost everyone and decided to get a pretzel and walk to Beet's house. it was so dark on the way that i would occasionally open my cell phone and use the light from it to see the sidewalk. grim."